~intoxicated heart~

ada orang pggil aku "Apples"…How’s that? Cute kan?

tapi kalo org itu adalah benefit team company aku keja nie, cemana? dorg email aku pasal salah payslip item..email sebelum tu die pggl aku betulla "Jasreza"…pastu tetiba hari ni apples…

2-3 kali aku baca email tu, eh betul ke utk aku…rupenye betul….hmmmm

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tak sabar aku Jumaat nnt….my whole super duper family datang utk bervacation in KK…when I come back from KK, I’ll be flying to HAnoi with sum frens….

oooooooooooooooohhh blisss!!!! (duit tadak lgsg nak shopping apa yg bliss pon tatau HAHA)

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I got a new boss ~wink

saya ada kawan.

dia kiut dan baik hati dan chummell dan pandai bercakap dan funny dan single dan tidak membuhsankan

dia hendak pulang ke PErlis pada cuti Hari Pekerja nnt

jadi ada sesiapa tak yg akan pulang ke sana atau akan ke utara?

bolehkah tumpangkan kawan saya ini?

Tis is not a prank…dia byk kali memberi komen dlm blog saya ini

adakah saya telah memberitahu dia single?

jadi jika ada kindred souls di luar sana yg bole membantu Damsell in Distress, sila lah beritahu saya ya…

Kasihani lah kawan saya..Sekian jasa baik anda amatla saya hargai

P/S: oh ya..lupa pula…dia adalah perempuan ya

Korang tau ape yg tak best?

1. Masa tgh mandi/in toilet, ternampak pulak makhluk2 kecik2 yg merayap2 tu…euwwww..tau je la kan, kalo tgh mandi konfemla tgh berjingling2…sekali npk cik Lipas, takkan la nak lari kuar terus kan, mesti nak kene capai towel dulu la ape la…nak jerit mintak tlg pun susah, sbb tgh berjingling kan? HAdoihhh

2. masa tgh drive, jauh sebatu kite dah kasik signal nak ke exit tu, sekali ade mamat keta rempit yg berada nun jauh di kiri jln tu tetiba berhasad dengki, trus dtg ke kanan dan memblok keta ko dr amek exit tu…ape la wei

3. Kite or der dgn terang, "nak telur dadar, tanak bawang ye"..sekali pompan tu bwk gak telur dadar ada bawang. So kite pun kate, "Dik, saya order telur dadar tanak bawang, nie ade bwg, tukar ye"..and the pomapan took away that telur, but later came back with the same stupid thing with bawang. How do u handle this? Kang kalo jerit, die ludah lak dlm food tu…

4. When you kenot say no to ur mom.

5. Payday isnt today, and you are already overdrawn…gilos kan

6. your fon died on you…like in 10 mins ago. Tup. Padam and wont restart.at all. n u dun hv money to buy any new ones…u cant put on credit as your credit is also the sky-high..(oh nyawakuuuu!!!!!)

Life is stupid, aint it??

I got this from an email. Figured we all cld take learnings…

~hugs~

TRUST

TRUST is a very important factor for all relationships. When trust is broken, it is the end of the relationship. Lack of trust leads to suspicion , suspicion generates anger, anger causes enmity and enmity may result in separation.

A telephone operator told me that one day she received a phone call. She answered, "Public Utilities Board." There was silence. She repeated, "PUB."

There was still no answer. When she was going to cut off the line, she Heard a lady’s voice, "Oh, so this is PUB. Sorry, I got the number from my Husband’s pocket but I do not know whose number it is."Without mutual trust, just imagine what will happen to the couple if the telephone operator answered with just "hello" instead of "PUB".

NO POINTING FINGERS

A man asked his father-in-law, "Many people praised you for a successful marriage. Could you please share with me your secret?"The father-in-law answered in a smile, "Never criticize your wife for her shortcomings or when she does something wrong. Always bear in mind that because of her shortcomings and weaknesses, she could not find a better husband than you."

We all look forward to being loved and respected. Many people are afraid of losing face. Generally, when a person makes a mistake, we would look around to find a scapegoat to point the finger at. This is the start of a war. We should always remember that when we point one finger at a person, the other four fingers are pointing at ourselves.If we forgive the others, others will ignore our mistake too.

CREATING PERFECT RELATIONSHIPS?

A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage, SDU, and requested "I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a suitable one." The SDU officer said, "Your requirements, please." "Oh, good looking, polite, humorous , sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don’t go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest." The officer listened carefully and replied, "I understand you need television."

There is a saying that a perfect match can only be found between a blind wife and a deaf husband, because the blind wife cannot see the faults of the husband and the deaf husband cannot hear the nagging of the wife.

Many couples are blind and deaf at the courting stage and dream of perpetual perfect relationship. Unfortunately, when the excitement of love wears off, they wake up and discover that marriage is not a bed of roses. The nightmare begins.

NO OVERPOWERING

Many relationships fail because one party tries to overpower another, or demands too much. People in love tend to think that love will conquer all and their spouses will change the bad habits after marriage.

Actually, this is not the case. There is a Chinese saying which carries the meaning that "It is easier to reshape a mountain or a river than a person’s character."It is not easy to change. Thus, having high expectation on changing the spouse character will cause disappointment and unpleasantness.It would be less painful to change ourselves and lower our expectations.

RIGHT SPEECH

There is a Chinese saying which carries the meaning that "A speech will either prosper or ruin a nation." Many relationships break off because of wrong speech. When a couple is too close with each other, we always forget mutual respect and courtesy. We may say anything without considering if it would hurt the other party.

A friend and her millionaire husband visited their construction site. A worker who wore a helmet saw her and shouted, "Hi, Emily! Remember me?

We used to date in the secondary school." On the way home, her millionaire husband teased her, "Luckily you married me. Otherwise you will be the wife of a construction worker." She answered,"You should appreciate that you married me. Other wise, he will be the millionaire and not you."

Frequently exchanging these remarks plants the seed for a bad relationship.

It’s like a broken egg - cannot be reversed.

BE PATIENT

This is a true story which happened in the States. A man came out of his home to admire his new truck. To his puzzlement, his three-year-old son was happily hammering dents into the shiny paint of the truck. The man ran to his son, knocked him away, hammered the little boy’s hands into pulp as punishment. When the father calmed down, he rushed his son to the hospital.Although the doctor tried desperately to save the crushed bones, he finally had to amputate the fingers from both the boy’s hands.

When the boy woke up from the surgery & saw his bandaged stubs, he innocently said, "Daddy, I’m sorry about your truck." Then he asked, "but when are my fingers going to grow back?" The father went home & committed suicide.

Think about this story the next time someone steps on your feet or u wish to take revenge. Think first before u lose your patience with someone u love. Trucks can be repaired.. Broken bones & hurt feelings often can’t.

Too often we fail to recognize the difference between the person and the performance. We forget that forgiveness is greater than revenge.People make mistakes. We are allowed to make mistakes. But the actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever.

This is a short (I hope!) update..

I know most of you do not get what I do for a living..No, Im not doing any Suffiah, dun worry..but I know you dun understand the nature of my work.

Unless you are working in the same industry as me..no, that’s not rite as well…unless you are working in the SAME company as I am, or you had worked here before.or, you are living with me.

Then you wld understand my work and what I do.

Then you wld understand, why is this industry called FAST MOVING Consumer Goods.

Then you wld understand, why most days Im damn busy, like I did say, busy is my middle name.and busy is the norm.

Then you wld understand, when I kenot layan you, or even chat with you, it wld be my superfluously super busy, that I cant even go to wee wee, or puke blood.

Then you wld understand my crankiness.

But, you wld argue, why I always on YM-ing with you. Ade pulak masa??

That is when, I am multi tasking. While on YM with you, I might be on Communicator with others, on the phone with Agency, and flicking between windows to do purchase requisitions. All at the same time.

You might choose not to believe me. That’s purely up to you.

But, pls. DONT judge me.

I cant handle that.

I know you wld say everybody is busy too…ko sorg je ke yg keje.

That’s fair.but it is also unfair.

Coz, our level of busy-ness and the nature of our industry are different. You wld also encounter those time yg you tak sempat to even suap the nasik yg you had spooned to your opened mouth, when your boss needs you. So, you can imagine that happen all the time.to me.

Why am I still here, you asked? because of the compensation is very good, with the amount of shit that I do everyday, compared to similar job elsewhere. and, I do love sum of the shit I do.but not all.

So pls.If you had known me better, you wld know, I wld definitely layan you most of the time. but not when Im superfluously busy.

I am sorry if you are reading this in a different tone, but this note isnt harsh. It is just a matter of fact.

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I will send those barang2 to you guys, once I got time to run to the post office ok..Sorry it took sometime.

And you babe, call me again…this week after work boleh..

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and minie baybeee….am missing you..kite kene set date nie

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My skin macam s*al jek, with all the caffeine Im consuming to keep awake, and choccie for energy boost..are doing hell to the complexion, not that I have a good one pun kan..

I cant wait for my trip to Ha Noi. Babe, jom ah follow hehe

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HAPPEEE EARTH DAY EVERYONE!!

We are wearing green today!!!!!

(except this one babe who wore a blue n said,in denial, that it’s green)

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I had wanted to write about love….

Love.

Love is so subjective.

Love can be so painfull.

Love can be so annoying.

Love can be different from one to another.

Love can be, well, Love.

Whe Love is Cinta, what can you do….

You can do a lot actually…..

Most of us by now, would already had a taste to be madly in love, and to fell out of love…

and there are few others yg tak payah rasa being heartbroken..

there’s this girl,one told me, put up sumwhere in 1 of her pictures, telling ppl, not to kacau her bf, or ambek, or sumthing to that effect..well, after all, she "accidentally" destroy the bf’s relationship before her..so I guess, ketakutan dan ke-insecurity-an tu agak melampau la kut…I guess, I can understand that, coz when you are soo madly in love with that person, you wld be so scared that others wld grab that person from you, or that, you are afraid that the person wld suddenly realized, he/she doesnt want you anymore..but maybe this girl failed to realize, the bf’s relationship before her was doing that as well….well, when Love is Cinta…what can you do?

there’s also this story, on those ppl, who had chosen to be with sumone else, n told whoever that was loving her/ him sooo much, that she/he wld prefer to be NOT with him but the other guy/ lady…chosen as in, really commit oneself, macam getting engaged or even got married…but sumhow, you are not getting what you want with the one you chose, or you just suddenly realized you miss him/ her that you ditched, or the attentions..Then, while you are being with the person YOU had chosen earlier, you keep /trying to contact with the one that you said a big firm NO to..When you know, by hearing or voice, or even seeing ur picture, or even saw your YM buzz, would make that person unsettled and go haywire….coz he/she might still love you…or, so you wld hope secretly in your heart. But, I’m telling those ppl, you are just being MEAN & CRUEL. You had chosen to move on with your lives, yet you still want him/her to still have hung ups over you? Selfish, maaaan. Let him/her move on…YOU chose that other guy/girl, so be it. Let him hv his/her own life, without YOU. And you, learn to live, without HIM/HER…Dont keep on playing pull-and let-go-and-pull-again games…It’s tiring..Afterall, it’s your desicion…we wld love to be dim abt it, dont we? But we know, we are not..You are not being a good partner to your whom-to-be or even already-been..But when Love is Cinta, you can chose NOT to lead on, and break his/ her heart yet again.You had committed to that other person, didnt you?Let it go.

What is love, when you say mean/hatefull/hurtfull things that you dont really mean to your partner? especially when you are in a rage or sumthing….and when Love is Cinta, your partner will just suck up to it….

hmmm…what do I know about Love anyways……

Today,

I accidentally called 1 of my managers’ name wrongly…to his face! Instead of Leroy, I called him "Meroy" tskkkk

malu ok??????

Today,

my bosses are not around

Today,

I feel sooooo skinny  <- tidak bagus

Today,

a dear friend called, very early in the morning, n I wish I can give her a hug

Today,

is the birthday of a very very longtime dearest friend, who is carrying twins!! 6 weeks to go baybee

Today,

I wanted to write about love…again.

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As some requested, they cant come last
weekend…so i am doing again tis
week!!

Come! Come!!!
I’ll post more abt tis tmrw (with
inventory list)!!!

kindly note, most cosmetics are taken, apart from sum other few (left only: SKII cleansing Oil, SKII Whitening Source, Mont Blanc Perfume for ladies, Anna Sui EyeBrow Filler)

More clothing items/shoes included this time..starts from RM5 baybee!

Raoul

Mizuno

MNG

Hush Puppies

Esprit

Balenciaga

Vincci

Carlo Rino

Scholl

Clarks

(I’m in a hurry, I’ll post more tmrw…I Promised!! with pictures!)
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Dearest all,

this is meant for the cheapos (yet
stylish) only!.. let’s buy things
cheap!!!. . do you want things cheap?
yeahhh, I know you do *giggles*..
well.. why don’t you come to my cheapo
sales.. yeah for you.. your friends..
& families as well!..

you know me…you know my taste….and
you can hv it allll for just a
fraction of your dollar babe

Come my lady…guys, bring YOUR ladies
here…bring everyone!!!

ooops WHEN you asked??

It’s this SATURDAY, 2pm till 6pm
(yeaahhhhh 2 more days peeps!)

ooops and WHERE you asked??

It’s at my crib !! Kota Dmnsara,
that’s where..

more details, buzz me ->
reza_jasni@yahoo.com anytime!

ooooooohhhh what stuff??

there’ll be handbagssss, shoeeesssss,
pants, jeansss, clothes, Music CD
(original summore) and other stuff
tooo!!!!

All still in great shape! No worries
*grins* !

so, what say you baybee???

Come to my cheapo GARAGE sale!!!!!!

~email me for address & map! and if
you hv my number, gv me ring!